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Post by smokinghorse on Dec 19, 2015 14:46:11 GMT -7
Sometimes, when my cat meows, I meow back. Then I wonder if my meow actually means something in cat language.
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Post by smokinghorse on Dec 19, 2015 14:54:01 GMT -7
How far into adulthood must I be before I stop losing socks?
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Post by ronin on Dec 19, 2015 15:16:29 GMT -7
Sometimes, when my cat meows, I meow back. Then I wonder if my meow actually means something in cat language. I do that too! LOL |
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Post by kissy on Dec 20, 2015 15:38:59 GMT -7
When my dog winks at me I wink back. Just in case it's code for something.
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Post by smokinghorse on Dec 20, 2015 20:27:05 GMT -7
Sometimes, my inner dialog has a British accent.
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Post by nomorewirehanger on Dec 20, 2015 22:25:35 GMT -7
According to my father my face says "what the fuck" a lot.
This made me laugh and say "what the fuck dad'
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Post by ronin on Dec 21, 2015 5:22:10 GMT -7
Whenever I go to Costco or Sam's Club, and I have to flash my membership card, in my head I say, "Leeloo Dallas, Multipass." Every fucking time.  |
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Post by kissy on Dec 21, 2015 6:45:44 GMT -7
Sometimes, my inner dialog has a British accent.  |
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Post by smokinghorse on Dec 23, 2015 17:40:18 GMT -7
A haiku is great.
All your really stupid thoughts
Are now poetry.
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Post by smokinghorse on Dec 28, 2015 20:46:23 GMT -7
I think super-nice people are full of shit. Or maybe I'm just really mean.
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Post by nomorewirehanger on Dec 28, 2015 21:21:08 GMT -7
I think super-nice people are full of shit. Or maybe I'm just really mean. I agree completely. If they are consistently nice I think they are stupid of fake as fuck. I have no idea why lol |
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Post by smokinghorse on Dec 28, 2015 23:10:17 GMT -7
To clarify, I don't include super-kind people in this. I just don't trust perky people. I'm thinking more of that person who, if you popped by unannounced, would have an immaculate house that she would immediately apologize for, because there's one glass in the living room. On a side table. On a coaster.
Can that be happy?
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Post by smokinghorse on Dec 28, 2015 23:23:07 GMT -7
When I'm at a house like ^, when I know they have 3 kids, and I use their bathroom, I always wonder how they don't have toothpaste remnants in the sink. Does she teach them to wipe that off every day? Does she follow them around every morning with a bottle of 409 and paper towels? Is that something everyone does except me?
I muse too much.
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Post by ronin on Dec 29, 2015 5:20:35 GMT -7
When I'm at a house like ^, when I know they have 3 kids, and I use their bathroom, I always wonder how they don't have toothpaste remnants in the sink. Does she teach them to wipe that off every day? Does she follow them around every morning with a bottle of 409 and paper towels? Is that something everyone does except me? I muse too much. The only time my house is that clean is when we have company coming over. But I insist on knowing they're coming. Well ahead of time. Sometimes hubby will invite someone and then tell me. The nice thing about living in Phoenix, though, is that everyone is at least 30 minutes away. I have just enough time to fake a casual clean (make it look clean enough, but not so clean that it looks like I was cleaning)...so long as no one goes upstairs. The upstairs is closed.  |
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Post by smokinghorse on Apr 7, 2016 6:43:34 GMT -7
I've developed an addiction to Mountain Dew kickstart. I only like the fruit punch and grape flavors, though.
The grape one makes my poo a funny green color. I drink it, anyway. It's probably really, really bad for me.
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