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Post by nomorewirehanger on Apr 7, 2016 9:36:56 GMT -7
ROFL.
I'm readdicted to cranberry red bull.
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Post by kissy on Apr 7, 2016 18:44:59 GMT -7
Mountain dew anything makes me butt pucker. Ugh.
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Post by smokinghorse on Apr 7, 2016 21:36:08 GMT -7
Mountain dew anything makes me butt pucker. Ugh. Is this pirate speak? Because pirates love Mountain Dew.... |
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Post by nomorewirehanger on Apr 8, 2016 6:59:03 GMT -7
ROFL
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Post by nomorewirehanger on Apr 8, 2016 8:04:37 GMT -7
My sister hasn't called or texted me in over a year. I sent her a Happy Birthday text today. Where's my cookie  Sent from my Z932L using Tapatalk |
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Post by kissy on Apr 8, 2016 9:02:35 GMT -7
Mountain dew anything makes me butt pucker. Ugh. Is this pirate speak? Because pirates love Mountain Dew.... Aye, matey! |
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Post by smokinghorse on Apr 8, 2016 14:24:43 GMT -7
My sister hasn't called or texted me in over a year. I sent her a Happy Birthday text today. Where's my cookie Sent from my Z932L using Tapatalk No cookies. Just an attagirl. Attagirl! |
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Post by ronin on Apr 10, 2016 21:28:56 GMT -7
Bedtime, every night: B: C'mon, let's put these kids to bed. Me: Be up in a sec. I forgot to slowly check every app on my phone. It's not like I'm not tired.  |
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Post by nomorewirehanger on Apr 11, 2016 11:27:04 GMT -7
When on day four of less than one hour of uninterrupted sleep per night...
You can hear colors.
Oh...and apparently it's possible (according to L) for a human to turn a shade of whitish green that closely resembles pigeon shit. (Me) who knew.
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Post by smokinghorse on Apr 11, 2016 15:22:10 GMT -7
Some days I think about how outer space contains exactly the same material we do. It reminds me that we're all a universal collective. I feel like humans are all one family, each deserving respect.
Then I remember Fox News.
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Post by nomorewirehanger on Apr 12, 2016 11:59:11 GMT -7
The nose frida is the best thing ever in the history of ever.
Also. Can now tastes colors too. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries yo.
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Post by KyLady on Apr 12, 2016 14:14:33 GMT -7
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Post by nomorewirehanger on Apr 12, 2016 18:59:05 GMT -7
I used like a half gallon of my stress relief lotion.
On the baby.
She smells like a cross between a French whore and polo sport.
.but she's asleep.
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Post by nomorewirehanger on Apr 14, 2016 9:10:28 GMT -7
Drinking nothing but cranberry red bull for 10 days keeps you awake. But does not protect you from a uti.
#themoreyouknow
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Post by kissy on Apr 15, 2016 5:44:45 GMT -7
Drinking nothing but cranberry red bull for 10 days keeps you awake. But does not protect you from a uti. #themoreyouknow Holy sugar batman!  Jeremy and Ryan are going camping this weekend. I'll have the whole house to myself! |
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