Post by smokinghorse on Mar 19, 2016 17:09:09 GMT -7
Yesterday:
Stepdad - Please take these flowers. Take some home. I don't want any.
Me - None?
None.
You sure?
Take them all! I'm giving them all away, so you should take what you want.
I can't take them all, but I'll take something.
Last night:
You're taking these flowers.
Not all. But yes, some.
Take them all. The food, too. Take food.
I'll see what we have room for.
Well, all the flowers are going to be donated, so make sure you take any you want when you go home tomorrow.
Today:
Take these flowers.
You don't want ANY?
NO. I don't want any of them. What you don't take, I'm giving away. They're all going over to the clubhouse when you guys leave.
Were these from the funeral?
Yes.
Me: LOVE that vase!
Amara: Yeah, that's a gorgeous vase.
Me: Right? I'll take those, just for the vase. Flowers are pretty, too.
SD: Oh, yeah. Now that I look at it, I'll keep those.
Me: We're gonna go now.
SD: I'll call you next week when we need to start doing thank you cards.
Amara: Wait. So, "I don't want these, you take what you want. Oh, I want those. Oh, yeah those are good, yeah, I'll keep those, even though I didn't want them until you wanted them??? What is this, Kindergarten?!?"
SD: <silence>
Me: Ok, well, you take care, Marlin. Bye, now!
Holy FSM.
Stepdad - Please take these flowers. Take some home. I don't want any.
Me - None?
None.
You sure?
Take them all! I'm giving them all away, so you should take what you want.
I can't take them all, but I'll take something.
Last night:
You're taking these flowers.
Not all. But yes, some.
Take them all. The food, too. Take food.
I'll see what we have room for.
Well, all the flowers are going to be donated, so make sure you take any you want when you go home tomorrow.
Today:
Take these flowers.
You don't want ANY?
NO. I don't want any of them. What you don't take, I'm giving away. They're all going over to the clubhouse when you guys leave.
Were these from the funeral?
Yes.
Me: LOVE that vase!
Amara: Yeah, that's a gorgeous vase.
Me: Right? I'll take those, just for the vase. Flowers are pretty, too.
SD: Oh, yeah. Now that I look at it, I'll keep those.
Me: We're gonna go now.
SD: I'll call you next week when we need to start doing thank you cards.
Amara: Wait. So, "I don't want these, you take what you want. Oh, I want those. Oh, yeah those are good, yeah, I'll keep those, even though I didn't want them until you wanted them??? What is this, Kindergarten?!?"
SD: <silence>
Me: Ok, well, you take care, Marlin. Bye, now!
Holy FSM.
