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Post by kissy on May 12, 2016 9:45:10 GMT -7
Wouldn't holding your pee give your muscles a good workout? Depends how much pee, and what you're holding it in. Like being able to hold it through the night. |
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Post by kissy on May 12, 2016 9:45:30 GMT -7
People who leave their dogs outside to bark all day long are assholes. ...but slightly less dickish than the people who leave their dogs in their yard to bark all night. Like all my neighbors. >: ( At least they got rid of their rooster. True story. That's not cool at all. |
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Post by smokinghorse on May 12, 2016 10:27:06 GMT -7
Depends how much pee, and what you're holding it in. Like being able to hold it through the night. Right. But, like if it's in a really heavy bowl, and you hold it really high over your head all night, that's quite a workout. For your arms. Ba dum DUM, ching! |
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Post by kissy on May 12, 2016 10:46:59 GMT -7
Hahaha!
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Post by smokinghorse on May 12, 2016 12:58:57 GMT -7
My second cousin has been in Tahiti/Bora Bora for 3 weeks. She keeps posting pictures. How long must this madness go on?  It looks amazing. Bitch. |
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Post by nomorewirehanger on May 12, 2016 16:40:24 GMT -7
My second cousin has been in Tahiti/Bora Bora for 3 weeks. She keeps posting pictures. How long must this madness go on? It looks amazing. Bitch. I hate her lol |
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Post by nomorewirehanger on May 14, 2016 14:34:59 GMT -7
I need a legitimate break before the kids are out on summer vacation. I need someone to willingly watch five kids for a weekend so I can actually spend some time with my husband without an infant crying. Or inside Sam's club. Or looking at houses. One night away. With sunshine and drinks and a meal I didn't have to cook.
I'm drinking my dinner because my girls have driven me fucking crazy today.
Cheers.
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Post by KyLady on May 14, 2016 18:25:11 GMT -7
I get that so much. I take lots of small moments. Every small moment. I will ignore dishes and vacuuming etc to take a moment without guilt, no matter how much certain people (cough husband, MIL, cough cough) want me to feel guilty.
But it seriously doesn't matter how many small moments you take if you can't get a big chunk of guilt free time to recharge
And I have drank many a dinner. Don't worry about it. Tomorrow is another day. That's my mantra. If I must drink my my way through today, tomorrow is another day. I always assume it will be better, no matter how many times I've been proven wrong lmao
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Post by nomorewirehanger on May 15, 2016 7:29:30 GMT -7
Just saw someone post an engagement announcement.
With the price tag purposely and precisely displayed on the ring.
So tacky.
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Post by nomorewirehanger on May 15, 2016 8:27:24 GMT -7
 Can't make this shit up. |
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Post by smokinghorse on May 16, 2016 22:12:07 GMT -7
Skinny bitch at meeting today: OMG, I forgot to eat today.
Me: Shit, I forgot to take a shower.
All true.
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Post by ronin on May 17, 2016 12:38:03 GMT -7
There are too many times when I come on here, read a post, respond, hate what I wrote, delete, rewrite, delete forever. Never respond, because now I've given up on ever getting words to make sense. Then Abby comes along and says what I was trying to say perfectly. If I win the lottery, I'm so going to hire Abby as my official spokesperson.
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Post by kissy on May 17, 2016 13:02:23 GMT -7
Fresh cut strawberries, whipped cream, and crushed oreos on top.
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Post by smokinghorse on May 17, 2016 16:59:28 GMT -7
There are too many times when I come on here, read a post, respond, hate what I wrote, delete, rewrite, delete forever. Never respond, because now I've given up on ever getting words to make sense. Then Abby comes along and says what I was trying to say perfectly. If I win the lottery, I'm so going to hire Abby as my official spokesperson. That is so cool of you to say. Seriously cool. In fairness, though I would love a cut of your millions, there's really only so many ways to say: "I'm rich, bitch! Y'all just go on ahead now and go fuck yourselves". I mean, that's what I would say. On the house. |
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Post by ronin on May 17, 2016 17:29:33 GMT -7
You already had the job, but thanks for the courtesy interview! LOL
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It looks amazing. Bitch.
