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Post by ronin on Jan 5, 2016 17:34:38 GMT -7
...been stuck talking to someone for too long, and you're not even paying attention to them anymore? You're just thinking, "Dude, you have no idea how bad I need to fart right now. Imma start blowing up like Violet Beauregard soon. Hurry the fuck up with your stupid story so I can find a deserted corner to pollute." That was me today at work. No more chili for lunch.  |
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Post by smokinghorse on Jan 5, 2016 17:59:48 GMT -7
LMFAO. That's priceless. This brings up a running argument. I have been in exactly that situation. I was telling my friend, who said, "just eek it out silently". I am unable to choose and/or predict the nature of my farts. I can't do SBD on demand. Until it starts, it could range anywhere between quiet ninja and elephant stampede. Flatulance roulette. I'm not sure which of us is atypical. But if it's me, I feel like it should be considered a disability, and I should be able to apply for some kind of financial compensation for my condition.  |
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Post by kissy on Jan 5, 2016 18:31:03 GMT -7
 OMFG, flatulence roulette... |
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Post by ronin on Jan 6, 2016 5:42:34 GMT -7
LMFAO. That's priceless. This brings up a running argument. I have been in exactly that situation. I was telling my friend, who said, "just eek it out silently". I am unable to choose and/or predict the nature of my farts. I can't do SBD on demand. Until it starts, it could range anywhere between quiet ninja and elephant stampede. Flatulance roulette. I'm not sure which of us is atypical. But if it's me, I feel like it should be considered a disability, and I should be able to apply for some kind of financial compensation for my condition. Exactly! And I hate to sound like a girly-girl, but smelling other people's farts is disgusting and I like to avoid subjecting others to mine. I mean, not at home, of course, they can suffer the wrath, but outside my home... And it's her, Abs. She's the odd one, though I'm impressed. She must have practiced hard to be able to do that. |
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