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Post by ronin on Nov 10, 2015 17:38:23 GMT -7
This is rubbing me all kinds of wrong today. www.msn.com/en-us/health/fitness/kelly-ripas-workout-story-will-inspire-you-to-get-off-the-couch/ar-BBmSB7b?li=AA51YJI haven't sat on my couch (or anywhere else for more than five minutes) since last Saturday. I wish I had the luxury of ignoring exercise while I sat around like a fat lump on my very comfortable couch. Truth is that my "down time" is such a blur of chores and kids' bullshit that I sit down for meals, but that is about all. Fuck you and your ridiculous choice of phrasing MSN.  (I don't have the energy--or the time--to bitch about the thing that's really bothering me. This was annoying low-hanging fruit. Please indulge me while I spaz out about their unfortunate choice of words that I'm taking way too personally.) |
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Post by smokinghorse on Nov 10, 2015 20:39:26 GMT -7
If it makes you feel any better, I sit on my couch a lot. And there was nothing in that article that inspired me to stop. Sorry you're having a day.  |
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Post by nomorewirehanger on Nov 10, 2015 21:36:31 GMT -7
My fat ass is sitting on a bean bag surrounded by ribbon eating twizzlers watching HGTV.
Kelly Ripa who?
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Post by ronin on Nov 11, 2015 6:09:40 GMT -7
LOL, I just want to scream at everything right now.
There were 2 women in the waiting room at the therapist office last night who were just talking about normal everyday stuff: school fundraisers and Thanksgiving food. I think it was the stupid sound of one of their voices that was tipping me over the edge last night. She had this deliberately slow way of delivering every sentence that scraped at my nerves. Then she would end every point with, "Soooooooo......." Like she's new at talking and has no idea that it's okay to just stop talking when you're done. I was slowly losing my shit.
When I get home (from taking WeeMan to get a tooth pulled on my day off, 'cuz that's the funnest thing I can think of...) I'll have time to get to the thing that's really bothering me.
Hint: work. Fuck that place.
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Post by nomorewirehanger on Nov 11, 2015 7:31:52 GMT -7
*big hugs honey* if you were closer I'd tell ya to come over. We would eat all the candy left over from my son's biology DNA replica project, and watch B rated horror films.
Tell me , over large alligators terrorizing Florida? Or is sharknado 12 out yet?
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Post by ronin on Nov 11, 2015 8:48:44 GMT -7
That sound amazing. Zombeavers?  At the dentist right now. They have to sedate WeeMan before the extraction (of course.) They're giving him a cocktail to put him out, but it's rancid and he won't drink it. The idiot kid called it "juice." WeeMan happily swigs it, because, ya know, juice! and then immediately spits it back into the cup. He's been tricked, this is SO not juice, trust is broken. He wants nothing more to do with the "juice." I told the kid to get a syringe, because now we're going to have to force it down. Instead of squirting the liquid into the back of WeeMan's mouth, this idiot is putting it all into the front where it's just pooling while WeeMan is gagging. I just want to shove the kid out of my way. You're obviously a rookie. > : ( Yeah, I could use a bowl of candy and some Zombeavers right now. |
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Post by nomorewirehanger on Nov 11, 2015 9:07:08 GMT -7
Morons. Straight shot to the back of the throat. Rookies indeed. Clearly never given a kid medicine before.
When in doubt ? Sit on their legs , put your legs on their shoulders (sounds inappropriate. But not.) Use knees to hold head in place while trapping arms rendering them unable to hit you. Squirt evil medicine in throat. Have someone blow in their face to force them to swallow.
Position also works well for breathing treatment fighters and nasal aspiration in toddlers.
#momoffourdropsmic
Also. I have twizzlers caramels spice drops fruit slices and reisens. And zero desire to do shit else today. Let's find zombeavers on Netflix Lol
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Post by ronin on Nov 11, 2015 9:10:54 GMT -7
Deal.  Position also works well for giving squirmy boys buzz cuts, by the way. |
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Post by ronin on Nov 11, 2015 10:55:18 GMT -7
Glad that's done. Kid's stoned as hell, but still remembered to buckle his friend in.  |
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The Couch
Nov 11, 2015 13:08:00 GMT -7
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Post by smokinghorse on Nov 11, 2015 13:08:00 GMT -7
I feel bad now. My biggest complaint is that Chuck ate all the peanuts that were clearly marked, "For emergency hot fudge sundae use only!". You never know when a hot fudge moment might crop up. So disrespectful.
Also, I think I might have a Zombeaver. So now I'm going to the grocery store for peanuts and razors. And brocolli. But there's nothing really funny about broccoli - I just like it. Maybe I'll shave it, and cover it in hot fudge and peanuts.
I'm bored.
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Post by smokinghorse on Nov 11, 2015 13:17:49 GMT -7
Deal. Position also works well for giving squirmy boys buzz cuts, by the way. Can you use it to clean up a Zombeaver? I'm thinking of punishing Chucky for the peanuts. I'm bored. This might be how I approach boredom now. Random, stupid comments about every beeps thread....change my screenname to "threadkilla". |
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Post by KyLady on Nov 11, 2015 13:34:36 GMT -7
I want a picture of your broccoli, hot fudge and Peanut dish
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Post by ronin on Nov 11, 2015 16:18:53 GMT -7
I feel bad now. My biggest complaint is that Chuck ate all the peanuts that were clearly marked, "For emergency hot fudge sundae use only!". You never know when a hot fudge moment might crop up. So disrespectful. Also, I think I might have a Zombeaver. So now I'm going to the grocery store for peanuts and razors. And brocolli. But there's nothing really funny about broccoli - I just like it. Maybe I'll shave it, and cover it in hot fudge and peanuts. I'm bored. Dare. I don't think you'll do it.  |
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The Couch
Nov 11, 2015 16:26:17 GMT -7
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Post by smokinghorse on Nov 11, 2015 16:26:17 GMT -7
What part are you daring me to do?
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Post by ronin on Nov 11, 2015 16:42:39 GMT -7
......... Maybe I'll shave it, and cover it in hot fudge and peanuts.  |
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